Those who can't do, teach!

Dying is one of the few things that can be done as easily lying down.

I love the rain - it washes memories off the sidewalk of life.

I've always been interested in being in other people's movies. I never get any offers.

Of all the wonders of nature, a tree in summer is perhaps the most remarkable; with the possible exception of a moose singing 'Embraceable You' in spats.

When you travel around the country, you see what a tough town New York is: rude, competitive, a town where good, logical ideas are ignored in favor of unworkable ones. And yet, all these other towns are so dead and boring compared to New York.

How is it possible to find meaning in a finite world, given my waist and shirt size?