I was thrown out of NYU for cheating-with the deans wife

That (sex) was the most fun I ever had without laughing.

When I was kidnapped, my parents snapped into action. They rented out my room.

It's easier to direct. If you direct something poorly and re-shoot it the next day, stage it better, make it work better, you have a lot of possibilities. You can edit it in certain ways so that it works, but there's no getting around weaknesses of the script.

Existence for eternity could get a little boring... especially towards the end.

All my life is passing in front of my eyes. The worst part of it is I'm driving a used car.

When you make the film, there's a big difference between when you're in your own home at the typewriter, and when you're standing on a mountain, or on a street corner, and buses are coming by-it's a different reality. You make a million changes that were never in the script, but that reality dictates.