The baby is fine. The only problem is that he looks like Edward G. Robinson.
As a boy, I was ashamed to wear glasses. I memorized the eye chart, and then on the test they asked essay questions.
I don't know what I'm doing, but my incompetence has never stopped my enthusiasm.
Students achieving Oneness will move on to Twoness.
Problems are like toilet paper. You pull on one and ten more come.
For a while we pondered whether to take a vacation or get a divorce. We decided that a trip to Bermuda is over in two weeks, but a divorce is something you always have.