How does gravity work? And if it were to cease suddenly, would certain restaurants still require a jacket?

When I asked my mother where babies came from, she thought I said rabies. She said you get them from being bitten by a dog. The next week, a woman on my block gave birth to triplets... I thought she'd been bitten by a Great Dane.

I am thankful for laughter, except when milk comes out of my nose.

You always think another time would have been ideal for you . . . the reality is there was no novocaine when you went to the dentist.

You look up after many years and you find that a film has become a classic because it's meaningful to people and alive, decade after decade.

I'm trying to arrange my life so I don't have to be present.

In real life, Keaton believes in God. But she also believes that the radio works because there are tiny people inside it.