My Lord, my Lord! What hath Thou done lately?

You are always a comedian by default. You are this way because you've been forced to be this way, but it is better to be the hero. So if you can be a persona, the great one of my lifetime of course was and is Marlon Brando.

I call that mind free which jealously guards its intellectual rights and powers, which calls no man master, which does not content itself with a passive or hereditary faith, [and] receives new truth as an angel from Heaven.

And in all of Babylonia there was wailing and gnashing of teeth, 'til the prophets bade the multitudes get a grip on themselves and shape up.

I don't believe in an afterlife, but I'm taking an extra pair of underwear just in case.

I don't want to move to a city where the only cultural advantage is being able to make a right turn on a red light.

Ninety percent of life is just showing up.