The last time I was inside a woman was when I went to the Statue of Liberty.
Man was made in God`s image. Do you really think God has red hair and glasses?
I was raised in the Jewish tradition, taught never to marry a Gentile woman, shave on a Saturday night and, most especially, never to shave a Gentile woman on a Saturday night.
I think a relationship is like a shark. It has to constantly move forward or it dies.
Remember, if you smoke after sex you're doing it too fast.
Can you believe that? She says I'm not leader enough for her. Who was she looking for... Hitler?