It is impossible to travel faster than light, and certainly not desirable, as one’s hat keeps blowing off.

What was the scandal? I fell in love with this girl, married her. We have been married for almost 15 years now.

Of all the wonders of nature, a tree in summer is perhaps the most remarkable; with the possible exception of a moose singing 'Embraceable You' in spats.

Where did we come from? Where are we going? Is there possibility of a group discount?

Last year I had difficulty with my income tax. I tried to take my analyst off as a business deduction. The Government said it was entertainment. We compromised finally and made it a religious contribution.

Life is a tragedy filled with suffering and despair and yet some people do manage to avoid jury duty.

I feel that humor, just like Fred Astaire dance numbers or these lightweight musicals, gives you a little oasis. You are in this horrible world and for an hour and a half you duck into a dark room and it's air-conditioned and the sun is not blinding you and you leave the terror of the universe behind and you are completely transported into an escapist situation. The women are beautiful, the men are witty and heroic, nobody has terrible problems and this is a delightful escapist thing, and you leave the theater refreshed.