It is impossible to travel faster than light, and certainly not desirable, as one’s hat keeps blowing off.

Figures tell us there are already more people on earth than we need to move even the heaviest piano.

What a world. It could be so wonderful if it wasn't for certain people.

I don't want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to achieve it through not dying.

All my life is passing in front of my eyes. The worst part of it is I'm driving a used car.

The comedies are not a million laughs on the set. Its business and the dramas are business as well, really. When I'm writing it I struggle more with drama because I started out in comedy.

Regarding love what can you say? It's not the quantity of your sexual relations that counts. It's the quality. On the other hand if the quantity drops below once every eight months, I would definitely look into it.