It is impossible to travel faster than light, and certainly not desirable, as one’s hat keeps blowing off.

Time is nature's way of keeping everything from happening at once.

Arlene and I have to get a divorce. She thinks I'm a pervert because I drank our water bed.

If my films don't show a profit, I know I'm doing something right.

The whole country was tied together by radio. We all experienced the same heroes and comedians and singers. They were giants.

There's nothing good about getting older-absolutely nothing-because the amount of wisdom and experience you gain is negligible compared to what you lose. You do gain a couple of things-you gain a little bittersweet and sour wisdom from your heartbreaks and failures and things-but what you lose is so catastrophic in every way.

I wonder if Socrates and Plato took a house on Crete during the summer.