I don't know what I'm doing, but my incompetence has never stopped my enthusiasm.

The wicked at heart probably know something.

I don't know what I want, but I know what I don't want

There's no point in looking back, because there's nothing you can really do to improve the film. You can only aggravate and wish you had done stuff better.

I took a puff of the wrong cigarette at a fraternity dance once, and the cops had to get me, y'know. I broke two teeth trying to give a hickie to the Statue of Liberty.

It's just gossip, you know. Gossip is the new pornography.

I should go to Paris and jump off of the Eiffel Tower. If I took the Concorde, I could be dead three hours earlier.