I don't know what I'm doing, but my incompetence has never stopped my enthusiasm.

I don't believe in competition for artistic things. I just like the atmosphere of the Cannes festival. I don't want to win anything or lose anything.

When I was kidnapped, my parents snapped into action. They rented out my room.

My films are therapy for my debilitating depression. In institutions people weave baskets. I make films.

Umlaut snaps around and we cut to a blond apparition in her early twenties, clearly descended from Olympus by way of Hugh Hefner's mansion.

Oh, he was probably a member of the National Rifle Association. It was a group that helped criminals get guns so they could shoot citizens. It was a public service.

I hate reality but it's still the best place to get a good steak.