I don't know what I'm doing, but my incompetence has never stopped my enthusiasm.

A general philosophy of the female characters in my films is they all want something to believe in, and not having anything.

[An audience conditioned by a lifetime of television-watching is so corrupted that] their standards have been systematically lowered over the years. These guys sit in front of their sets and the gamma rays eat the white cells of their brains out!

Life doesn't imitate art, it imitates bad television.

Skeptic that I was as an adolescent, I had recently come to believe in a Supreme Being after thumbing through a Victoria's Secret catalogue.

There are worse things than death. Many of them playing at a theater near you.

I can't even make a leap of faith to believe in my own existence.