Pale, nervous girls with black-rimmed glasses and blunt-cut hair lolled around on sofas, riffling Penguin Classics provocatively. [...] But it wasnโt just intellectual experiencesโthey were peddling emotional ones, too. For fifty bucks, I learned, you could โrelate without getting close.โ For a hundred, a girl would lend you her Bartok records, have dinner, and then let you watch while she had an anxiety attack.
Woody AllenSome men are heterosexual and some men are bisexual and some men don't think about sex at all ... you know, they become lawyers.
Woody AllenWhen I was born my mother was terribly disappointed. Not that she wanted a girl - she wanted a divorce.
Woody Allen