Some women feel power is important, some women feel that looks are important, tenderness, intelligence...but sense of humor seems to permeate all of them.
You use sex to express every emotion except love.
How is it possible to find meaning in a finite world, given my waist and shirt size?
Humorists always sit at the children's table.
My parents stayed together for forty years. But that was out of spite.
I'm a nice person! I have healthy life drives and goals! I don't drink, I don't smoke. I would never force myself sexually on a blind person!