I believe people ought to mate for life...like pigeons or Catholics.
I don't want to be immortal through my works. I want to be immortal by not dying.
I want to tell you a terrific story about oral contraception. I asked this girl to sleep with me and she said 'No.
The good sleep better, but the bad seem to enjoy the waking hours much more.
It's just gossip, you know. Gossip is the new pornography.
They were doing the Dying Swan at the ballet. And there was a rumor that some bookmarkers had drifted into town from upstate New York and that they had fixed the bullet. There was a lot of money bet on the swan to live.