The difference between sex and death is, death you can do alone and nobody laughs at you.

I tended to place my wife under a pedestal.

I didn't go to Paris until I was a grown-up in 1965. And when I went to Paris, it was the Paris I knew only from American movies.

Life is hard for insects. And don't think mice are having any fun either.

Sun is bad for you. Everything our parents said was good is bad. Sun, milk, red meat...college.

I came home one night, some month ago, and I went to the closet in my bedroom...and a moth ate my sports jacket. He was laying on the floor, nauseous, y'know.

I don't inhale because it gives you cancer, but I look so incredibly handsome with a cigarette that I can't not hold one.