The difference between sex and death is, death you can do alone and nobody laughs at you.

It's a wonderful thing to be able to create your own world whenever you want to. Writing is very pleasurable, very seductive, and very therapeutic. Time passes very fast when I'm writing-really fast. I'm puzzling over something, and time just flies by. It's an exhilarating feeling. How bad can it be? It's sitting alone with fictional characters. You're escaping from the world in your own way and that's fine. Why not?

All the crap they tell you about... getting joy and having a kind of wisdom in your golden years - it's all tripe.

Men would make love with any number of women ... even total strangers, while females were selective. They were catering to the demands of one small egg. While males had millions of frantic sperms screaming: "Let us out, let us out!".

It's hard for me to know. I'll think, 'I really brought off my ideas, it's great,' and no one sparks to it

You can't control life. It doesn't wind up perfectly. Only-only art you can control. Art and masturbation. Two areas in which I am an absolute expert.

Man consists of two parts, his mind and his body, only the body has more fun.