The difference between sex and death is, death you can do alone and nobody laughs at you.

Until you've been kissed on a rainy Parisian afternoon - you've never been kissed.

If you don't fail now and again, it's a sign you're playing it safe.

The man who said 'I'd rather be lucky than good' saw deeply into life. People are afraid to face how great a part of life is dependent on luck. It's scary to think so much is out of one's control. There are moments in a match when the ball hits the top of the net and for a split second it can either go forward or fall back. With a little luck it goes forward and you win. Or maybe it doesn't and you lose.

In order to be successful, all you've got to do is show up 80 percent of the time.

Of all the wonders of nature, a tree in summer is perhaps the most remarkable; with the possible exception of a moose singing 'Embraceable You' in spats.

The universe is merely a fleeting idea in God's mind -- a pretty uncomfortable thought, particularly if you've just made a down payment on a house.