It's a wonderful thing to be able to create your own world whenever you want to.
In my house I'm the boss, my wife is just the decision maker.
Child molestation is a touchy subject... Read the papers! Half the country's doing it!
My grammy never gave gifts, you know. She was too busy getting raped by Cossacks.
Eighty percent of success is showing up.
I don't believe in an afterlife, but I'm taking an extra pair of underwear just in case.