I'm not a drinker, my body won't tolerate...eh...spirits, really. I had two martinis New Years Eve and I tried to hi-jack an elevator and fly it to Cuba.

I believe that sex is a beautiful thing between two people. Between five, it's fantastic.

Raised by two mothers...wow, most of us barely survive one

I wish I could think of a positive point to leave you with. Will you take two negative points?

The good sleep better, but the bad seem to enjoy the waking hours much more.

All i have in my life is my imagination

I'm astounded by people who want to 'know' the universe when it's hard enough to find your way around Chinatown.