I'm not a drinker, my body won't tolerate...eh...spirits, really. I had two martinis New Years Eve and I tried to hi-jack an elevator and fly it to Cuba.

I can't minimize the terror factor. As you get older you get more and more frightened because the terrible indignities of old age become closer to you.

If 90% of success in life is showing up, the other 10% depends on what you're showing up for.

Sex is the most fun you can have without laughing.

At the trial Stubbs chose to act as his own lawyer, but a conflict over his fee led to ill feelings.

I believe there is something out there watching us. Unfortunately, it's the government.

Everybody knows how awful the world is and what a terrible situation it is and each person distorts it in a certain way that enables him to get through. Some people distort it with religious things. Some people distort it with sports, with money, with love, with art, and they all have their own nonsense about what makes it meaningful, and all but nothing makes it meaningful. These things definitely serve a certain function, but in the end they all fail to give life meaning and everyone goes to his grave in a meaningless way.