For some reason I'm more appreciated in France than I am back home. The subtitles must be incredibly good.

Basically I am a low-culture person. I prefer watching baseball with a beer and some meatballs.

I am not afraid of death. I just don't want to be there when it happens.

I see the glass half full...but of poison.

The difference between sex and death is, death you can do alone and nobody laughs at you.

What if nothing exists and we're all in somebody's dream? Or what's worse, what if only that fat guy in the third row exists?

I could turn on my radio in the morning when I was getting dressed for school and hear Frank Sinatra and Duke Ellington and Benny Goodman and think this is the music. Now that music is art. Ellington is art. At that time it was just what you heard on the radio. Cole Porter was just a guy who wrote pretty songs and Billie Holliday would sing them.