I'm short enough and ugly enough to succeed on my own.

All over the world, relationships between men and women are very, very tricky and very difficult and you don't learn anything. It's not an exact science, so you can't learn anything. You're always going by instinct and your instinct betrays you because you want what you want when you want it.

I can't enjoy anything unless everybody is. If one guy is starving someplace, that puts a crimp in my evening.

The curtain rises on a vast primitive wasteland, not unlike certain parts of New jersey.

I’m going to kill myself. I should go to Paris and jump off the Eiffel Tower. I’ll be dead. you know, in fact, if I get the Concorde, I could be dead three hours earlier, which would be perfect. Or wait a minute. It -- with the time change, I could be alive for six hours in New York but dead three hours in Paris. I could get things done, and I could also be dead.

Your still searching for me in every woman. You'll always seek to duplicate what we had. You know it.

There are two important things in the world, the first is sex. The other isn't all that important.