If you're not failing every now and again, it's a sign you're not doing anything very innovative.

Capital punishment would be more effective as a preventive measure if it were administered prior to the crime.

My relationship with death remains the same - I'm strongly against it.

I had a mad impulse to throw you down on the lunar surface and commit interstellar perversion with you.

I've gained no wisdom, no insight, no mellowing. I would make all the same mistakes again, today.

Nothing like a little post-traumatic stress disorder to make your day complete.

Comedy just pokes at problems, rarely confronts them squarely. Drama is like a plate of meat and potatoes, comedy is rather the dessert, a bit like meringue.