If you're not failing every now and again, it's a sign you're not doing anything very innovative.

Of all human weakness obsession is the most dangerous. And the silliest.

A fast word about oral contraception. I was involved in an extremely good example of oral contraception two weeks ago. I asked a girl to go to bed with me, she said 'no'.

Life is unresolved, confusing, bewildering, puzzling, ambiguous. You don't really know what's going to happen. The future is uncertain for everybody.

Should I marry W.? Not if she won't tell me the other letters in her name.

I was thrown out of college for cheating on the metaphysics exam; I looked into the soul of the boy sitting next to me.

Well, trouble's my middle name. Actually, my middle name is Marion, but I don't want you spreading that around.