Cynicism is reality with an alternate spelling.
We knew the front door was always left open, but we broke in just to keep in practice. Doxy turned all the Washburn family photos to the wall so there wouldn't be any witnesses.
Dying is like making love, except you don't get naseous afterwards.
The only love that lasts is unrequited love.
I wonder if Socrates and Plato took a house on Crete during the summer.
Every time you make a movie it's a new and different experience. You learn very little from the past. So, I'm a little bit better than I was when I first started.