Man was made in God`s image. Do you really think God has red hair and glasses?

The chief problem about death, incidentally, is the fear that there may be no afterlife - a depressing thought, particularly for those who bothered to shave. Also, there is the fear that there is an afterlife but no one will know where it's being held. On the plus side, death is one of the few things that can be done as easily laying down.

It's important to control yourself because life gets too complicated if you don't, but the impulse is often there for people. Some say society should be more open. That doesn't work either.

Figures tell us there are already more people on earth than we need to move even the heaviest piano.

No, I don't think you're paranoid. I think you're the opposite of paranoid. I think you walk around with the insane delusion that people like you.

Some guy hit my fender, and I told him, 'Be fruitful and multiply,' but not in those words.

I prefer to achieve immortality by not dying.