Man was made in God`s image. Do you really think God has red hair and glasses?

You are much more dependent on luck than you think. People say if you want to have a good relationship, you have to work at it. But you never hear it about anything you really like, about sailing or going to soccer games.

Death is an acquired trait.

She had been critical of his new torch song, "A Side Order of Heartache, Please," suggesting it could be used as a good way to break in their new paper shredder.

The heart wants what it wants. There's no logic to these things. You meet someone and you fall in love and that's that.

Everything is controlled by a small evil group to which, unfortunately, no one we know belongs.

Your audience teaches you how to be funny.