You're so good looking I can barely keep my eyes on the meter.
Marriage is the death of hope.
I don't know what I'm doing, but my incompetence has never stopped my enthusiasm.
I've always been interested in being in other people's movies. I never get any offers.
The last woman I was in was the Statue of Liberty.
But it was I - yes I - who discovered the link between excessive masturbation and entry into politics!