Change is almost always negative. Things degenerate.

I should have known something was wrong with my first wife. When I brought her home to meet my parents, they approved of her.

I hope you're getting this down.

My father owned a small piece of land. He carried it with him wherever he went.

My wife is immature. Whenever I take a bath, she sinks my boats.

I wonder if Socrates and Plato took a house on Crete during the summer.

The whole thrust of science and the medical profession is to try and prevent it from happening, to try to prolong life, to keep you from dying, to keep you from getting older, to rejuvenate you. I mean, that's everybody's wish. The fountain of youth is everybody's sought-after thing.