There will be no major solution to the suffering of humanity until we reach some understanding of who we are, what the purpose of creation was, what happens after death. Until those questions are resolved we are caught.

All my life is passing in front of my eyes. The worst part of it is I'm driving a used car.

I'm afraid of the dark,and suspicious of the light.

Sentence structure is innate, but whining is acquired.

I'm not a big believer in the sense of Jews having a monopoly on comedy.

I am thankful for laughter, except when milk comes out of my nose.

If you don't fail now and again, it's a sign you're playing it safe.