I don't know what I'm doing, but my incompetence has never stopped my enthusiasm.
My ex-wife was a philosophy major at NYU. Yeah, she and I used to have deep philosophical discussions where she would prove that I didn't exist.
There's nothing sexier than a lapsed Catholic.
I want to return to the womb, anyone's.
I hate reality but it's still the best place to get a good steak.
Figures tell us there are already more people on earth than we need to move even the heaviest piano.