In short, the best thing to do is behave in a manner befitting one's age. If you are sixteen or under, try not to go bald.

I'm giving [my analyst] one more year--then I'm going to Lourdes.

Sex is better than talk. Ask anybody in this bar. Talk is what you suffer through so you can get to sex.

My success has allowed me to strike out with a higher class of women.

The whole concept of awards is silly. I cannot abide by the judgment of other people, because if you accept it when they say you deserve an award, then you have to accept it when they say you don't.

I was nauseous and tingly all over. I was either in love or I had smallpox.

Is world peace possible or is the human race too innately aggressive? For instance: Have you ever seen women at a sample sale?