Your self-esteem is a notch below Kafka.
Better not think too much. Relying more on the body: it is more trustworthy.
I took a speed-reading course and read War and Peace in twenty minutes. It involves Russia.
Who's the bigger idiot, the idiot or the idiot who gets fooled by the idiot?
I was walking through the woods, thinking about Christ. If He was a carpenter, I wondered what He charged for bookshelves.
I learned a few things on my own since, and modified some of the things he taught me, but everything, unequivocally, that I learned about comedy writing I learned from Danny Simon.