I've gained no wisdom, no insight, no mellowing. I would make all the same mistakes again, today.

The wicked at heart probably know something.

I'm not a big believer in the sense of Jews having a monopoly on comedy.

Not think of death as an end, but think of it more as a very effective way of cutting down on your expenses.

The most important words in the English language are not 'I love you' but 'it's benign.'

I don't know what the hell I'm doing here. I'm 237 years old, I should be collecting social security.

Then Job fell to his knees and cried to the Lord, "Thine is the kingdom and the power and glory. Thou hast a good job. Don't blow it."