I don't want to be immortal through my works. I want to be immortal by not dying.

Eighty percent of success is showing up.

Those who can't do, teach. And those who can't teach, teach gym.

The whole country was tied together by radio. We all experienced the same heroes and comedians and singers. They were giants.

If it turns out that there is a God...the worst that you can say about him is that basically he's an underachiever.

One of the interesting things is, the most gifted people, the biggest people, have no problem taking small roles.

If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in my name at a Swiss bank.