Human beings are divided into mind and body. The mind embraces all the nobler aspirations, like poetry and philosophy, but the body has all the fun.

I said this to my daughter, if you don't practice the guitar, when you get older you wouldn't be able to play it. It's that simple. If you want to play the guitar, you put a half hour in everyday, but you have to do it.

It's very hard to keep your spirits up. You've got to keep selling yourself a bill of goods, and some people are better at lying to themselves than others. If you face reality too much, it kills you.... you've got to find an answer to the question: Why go on?

When it comes to sex there are certain things that should always be left unknown, and with my luck, they probably will be.

If you don't fail now and again, it's a sign you're playing it safe.

Is sex dirty? Only if it's done right.

Your audience teaches you how to be funny.