I, interestingly, had dated a woman in the Eisenhower Administration briefly, and it was ironic to me 'cause I was trying to do toher what Eisenhower has been doing to the country for the last eight years.

You are much more dependent on luck than you think. People say if you want to have a good relationship, you have to work at it. But you never hear it about anything you really like, about sailing or going to soccer games.

The key point about a demonstration is that it must be seen. Hence the term "demonstration." If a person demonstrates privately in his own home, this is not technically a demonstration but merely "acting silly" or "behaving like an ass.

That’s one of the nice things about writing, or any art; if the thing’s real, it just lives.

I've always had an easy time directing actors because I always hire ones that are great before I get my hands on them.

I got a divorce because my ex-wife left me for another woman.

Not only is there no God, but try finding a plumber on Sunday.