I, interestingly, had dated a woman in the Eisenhower Administration briefly, and it was ironic to me 'cause I was trying to do toher what Eisenhower has been doing to the country for the last eight years.

We stand at a crossroads. One path leads to despair, the other to destruction. Let's hope we make the right choice.

Those who can't do, teach. And those who can't teach, teach gym.

I'm at the stage of life when if a girl says no to me I'm profoundly grateful to her.

There is an advantage in having a routine and working with the same people when you can and in writing as a regular thing and filming as a regular thing. That routine pays off for you. You get a lot of productivity that way, rather than sitting around waiting for inspiration and waiting for the perfect thing to happen. I would be much less productive that way.

I don't know what I'm doing, but my incompetence has never stopped my enthusiasm.

Most of the time I don't have much fun. The rest of the time I don't have any fun at all.