I do believe that reality is dreadful and that you are forced to choose it in the end or go crazy, but that it kills you.

I can't understand why more people aren't bisexual. It would double your chances for a date on Saturday night.

When I was a young man, my friends and I and all of us in New York were very influenced by French cinema. French cinema played an enormous influence on those of us who wanted to be filmmakers.

I think it's my job or the artist's job, to try and find some solution or some reason to accept things. But given the grimmest reality, I feel the grimmest facts are the real facts, the true facts: that you're born, you die, you suffer, it's to no purpose, and you're gone forever, ever, ever, and that's it.

I can levitate birds. No one cares.

The lion and the calf shall lie down together but the calf won't get much sleep.

I took a test in Existentialism. I left all the answers blank and got 100.