A man that has never lied to a woman has no respect for her feelings.

I believe people ought to mate for life...like pigeons or Catholics.

The lion and the calf shall lie down together but the calf won't get much sleep.

I'm afraid of the dark,and suspicious of the light.

In every generation there are a few people who are authentically funny. The cosmetics change. You may not be able to articulate it, and you may laugh at them and get a certain amount of enjoyment. But when you're asleep at night, and you wake up at 3 in the morning, and you're alone in your bed, you know who's really funny.

She had been critical of his new torch song, "A Side Order of Heartache, Please," suggesting it could be used as a good way to break in their new paper shredder.

I wonder if Socrates and Plato took a house on Crete during the summer.