A man that has never lied to a woman has no respect for her feelings.

I was in analysis for years because of a traumatic childhood; I was breast-fed through falsies.

The baby is fine. The only problem is that he looks like Edward G. Robinson.

Whosoever loveth wisdom is righteous, but he that keepeth company with fowl is weird.

It's funny. Maria Elena and I, we are meant for each other and not meant for each other, it's a contradiction.

Life is full of moments that are good - winning a lottery, seeing a beautiful woman, a great dinner - but the whole thing is tragic. It's an oasis that is very pleasant.

The curtain rises on a vast primitive wasteland, not unlike certain parts of New jersey.