It has become harder and harder in the United States to make films unhampered by outside influences. I've always been able to steer clear of that and keep the business people out of my hair completely.

I think universal harmony is a pipedream and it may be more productive to focus on more modest goals, like a ban on yodeling.

Sex is the most fun you can have without laughing.

No, I don't think you're paranoid. I think you're the opposite of paranoid. I think you walk around with the insane delusion that people like you.

Man consists of two parts, his mind and his body, only the body has more fun.

. . . they confuse everything I do with my life.

90% of success in life is showing up