Fantasy is only a state of mind that you can employ when existing in a real context.

I'm not a big believer in the sense of Jews having a monopoly on comedy.

More than any other time in history, mankind faces a crossroads. One path leads to despair and utter hopelessness. The other, to total extinction. Let us pray we have the wisdom to choose correctly.

A wife lasts only for the length of the marriage, but an ex-wife is there for the rest of your life.

Achilles only had an Achilles heel, I have an entire Achilles body.

I wish my parents had raised me in Manhattan because I think it's the greatest thing you can do for a kid is to raise them in New York City. I can see this with my own children.

Meanwhile, the minute you put on the dotted line your Sam Hancock - and before a notary - you'll not only get the negative but Elsie makes a wonderful stuffed cabbage which we'll include gratis a few portions but return the jars please.