I wish I could think of a positive point to leave you with. Will you take two negative points?

I wouldn't necessarily want to be a big muscular guy. It's nice to be gorgeous whether you're male or female assuming you don't lose whatever else you have.

You're a genius! And the proof is that both common people and intellectuals find your work completely incoherent.

I am two with nature.

I want to return to the womb, anyone's.

Arlene and I have to get a divorce. She thinks I'm a pervert because I drank our water bed.

I cannot say for certain that God does not exist; I think the worst thing that can be said about him is that he's a bit of an underachiever.