I'd like to make a great movie. I've made many movies. I think I've made some good movies, but I never felt I've made a great movie.

My ex-wife was a philosophy major at NYU. Yeah, she and I used to have deep philosophical discussions where she would prove that I didn't exist.

[An audience conditioned by a lifetime of television-watching is so corrupted that] their standards have been systematically lowered over the years. These guys sit in front of their sets and the gamma rays eat the white cells of their brains out!

I work for a company that makes deceptively shallow serving dishes for Chinese restaurants.

A "Bay Area Bisexual" told me I didn't quite coincide with either of her desires.

I took a test in Existentialism. I left all the answers blank and got 100.

I'm at the stage of life when if a girl says no to me I'm profoundly grateful to her.