There's nothing wrong with you that a little Prozac and a polo mallet can't cure.

Skeptic that I was as an adolescent, I had recently come to believe in a Supreme Being after thumbing through a Victoria's Secret catalogue.

Photons have mass? I didn’t even know they were Catholic.

A "Bay Area Bisexual" told me I didn't quite coincide with either of her desires.

I can't imagine any director directing a screenplay of mine, because the great directors all have very personal styles, and the ones that don't are not very interesting directors.

Paris is a very exciting city. I learned about Paris the same way that Americans do: from the movies.

The true test of maturity is not how old a person is but how he reacts to awakening in the mid-town area in his shorts.