There's nothing wrong with you that a little Prozac and a polo mallet can't cure.

The comedies are not a million laughs on the set. Its business and the dramas are business as well, really. When I'm writing it I struggle more with drama because I started out in comedy.

I'm not a big believer in the sense of Jews having a monopoly on comedy.

I've gained no wisdom, no insight, no mellowing. I would make all the same mistakes again, today.

His lack of education is more than compensated for by his keenly developed moral bankruptcy.

I loathed every day and regret every day I spent in school. I like to be taught to read and write and add and then be left alone.

When you make the film, it's like a chef who works on the meal. After you're working all day in the kitchen and dicing and cutting and putting the sauces on, you don't want to eat it. That's how I always feel about the films. I work on it for a year. I've written it, I've worked with the actors, I've edited, put the music in. I just never want to see it again.