There's nothing wrong with you that a little Prozac and a polo mallet can't cure.

Of all human weakness obsession is the most dangerous. And the silliest.

The difference between sex and death is, death you can do alone and nobody laughs at you.

When I was young, I wanted to be a dramatic writer, a writer of tragedy. Nothing would've pleased me more than if I could have written like Eugene O'Neil or Tennessee Williams.

I was thrown out of college for cheating on the metaphysics exam; I looked into the soul of the boy sitting next to me.

I always feel the cynicism is reality with maybe an alternate spelling or something because I feel that I have real perspective on this particular issue of punishment in society.

In formulating any philosophy the first consideration must always be: What can we know? That is, what can we be sure we know, or sure that we know we knew it, if indeed it is at all knowable. Or have we simply forgotten it and are too embarrassed to say anything? Descartes hinted at the problem when he wrote, 'My mind can never know my body, although it has become quite friendly with my legs.