I took a speed-reading course and read War and Peace in twenty minutes. It involves Russia.

But it was I - yes I - who discovered the link between excessive masturbation and entry into politics!

I love baseball. You know, it doesn’t have to mean anything. It’s just very beautiful to watch.

Life is like a concentration camp... you can't leave without dying.

If I could just hope to have a major talent, then I would rather have it in music than in any other field.

When you write the script, you're home in a room by yourself, and you're writing, and there's no connection with the real performing world. So you get a lot of things wrong and make a lot of mistakes and make a lot of bad choices.

The artist can't give you an answer that's satisfying to the dreadful reality of your existence. So the best you can do is maybe entertain people and refresh them for an hour-and-a-half.