I took a speed-reading course and read War and Peace in twenty minutes. It involves Russia.

Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean they aren't out to get you.

I've inherited the worst of each parent. I have my father's hypochondria and lack of concentration. I have his amorality. I have everything bad that he had. Then I have my mother's surly, pill-like, complaining, whining attitude.

I've been escaping my whole life. Since I was a little child, I escaped into the movies on the other side as an audience member. I escaped by going into the movies and sitting in the movies all day long.

My mother never had time for me. When you're the middle child in a family of five million, you don't get any attention.

The artist can't give you an answer that's satisfying to the dreadful reality of your existence. So the best you can do is maybe entertain people and refresh them for an hour-and-a-half.

If you take a frown and turn it upside down, the person you are holding by the ankles will soon pass out.