I had a mad impulse to throw you down on the lunar surface and commit interstellar perversion with you.
Woody AllenI asked the girl if she could bring a sister for me. She did. Sister Maria Teresa. It was a very slow evening. We discussed the New Testament. We agreed that He was very well adjusted for an only child.
Woody AllenThere are two important things in the world, the first is sex. The other isn't all that important.
Woody Allen