Eternity is really long, especially near the end.

I said this to my daughter, if you don't practice the guitar, when you get older you wouldn't be able to play it. It's that simple. If you want to play the guitar, you put a half hour in everyday, but you have to do it.

"Boy, the food at this place is really terrible." The other one says, "Yeah, I know; and such small portions." Well, that's essentially how I feel about life - full of loneliness, and misery, and suffering, and unhappiness, and it's all over much too quickly.

I've often felt that life is a hard deal and it's unrelentingly tragic and an uphill fight.

A fast word about oral contraception. I was involved in an extremely good example of oral contraception two weeks ago. I asked a girl to go to bed with me, she said 'no'.

If I could change the structure of existence I would do it. I could see a better way to live for everybody.

I have no idea what I am doing but incompetence has never prevented me from plunging in with enthusiasm.