A "Bay Area Bisexual" told me I didn't quite coincide with either of her desires.

I don't know what I want, but I know what I don't want

Men learn to love the woman they are attracted to. Women learn to become attracted to the man they fall in love with.

Today I saw a red and yellow sunset and thought, how insignificant I am! Of course, I thought that yesterday too, and it rained.

Sex is the most fun you can have without laughing.

As the poet said, 'Only God can make a tree,' probably because it's so hard to figure out how to get the bark on.

In the event of war, I'm a hostage.