Marriage is like mushrooms: we notice too late if they are good or bad.

I'm trying to arrange my life so I don't have to be present.

My father owned a small piece of land. He carried it with him wherever he went.

My father worked for the same firm for 12 years. They fired him and replaced him with a tiny gadget that does everything my father does, only much better. The depressing thing is my mother ran out and bought one

Anything worth knowing cannot be understood by the human mind.

People are always talking about the dumbing down of the country.

I love the rain - it washes memories off the sidewalk of life.