Marriage is like mushrooms: we notice too late if they are good or bad.

I was the captain of the latent paranoid softball team. We used to play all the neurotics on sunday morning. Nailbiters against the bedwetters, and if you've never seen neurotics play softball, it's really funny. I used to steal second base, and feel guilty and go back.

Dear Mom and Dad, Leave $50,000 in a bag under the bridge on Decatur Street. If there is no bridge on Decatur Street, please build one.

Harvard makes mistakes too, you know. Kissinger taught there.

In California, they don't throw their garbage away - they make it into TV shows.

I work all the time because it's a great distraction and it keeps me from sitting home and obsessing morbidly.

All over the world, relationships between men and women are very, very tricky and very difficult and you don't learn anything. It's not an exact science, so you can't learn anything. You're always going by instinct and your instinct betrays you because you want what you want when you want it.