He's a politician. That's a notch below child molester.

Photons have mass? I didn’t even know they were Catholic.

A: Socrates is a man. B: All men are mortal. C: All men are Socrates.

Harvard makes mistakes too, you know. Kissinger taught there.

I don't wanna live on in my work. I wanna live on in my apartment.

I had a mad impulse to throw you down on the lunar surface and commit interstellar perversion with you.

Human beings are divided into mind and body. The mind embraces all the nobler aspirations, like poetry and philosophy, but the body has all the fun.