Eighty percent of success is showing up.

90 per cent of success is turning up.

I don't want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to achieve it through not dying.

A general philosophy of the female characters in my films is they all want something to believe in, and not having anything.

To me, movies are valuable as an art form and as a wonderful means of popular entertainment. But I think movies have gone terribly wrong.

In perpetrating a revolution, there are two requirements: someone or something to revolt against and someone to actually show up and do the revolting. Dress is usually casual and both parties may be flexible about time and place, but if either faction fails to attend, the whole enterprise is likely to come off badly.

Love is too weak a word for what I feel - I luuurve you, you know, I loave you, I luff you, two F's, yes.