Who's the bigger idiot, the idiot or the idiot who gets fooled by the idiot?
A deranged person is supposed to have the strength of ten men. I have the strength of one small boy... with polio.
I always thought it would be very funny if I was a blind film director.
I don't think my parents liked me. They put a live teddy bear in my crib.
I've often felt that life is a hard deal and it's unrelentingly tragic and an uphill fight.
I don't know what I want, but I know what I don't want