The only love that lasts is unrequited love.

Life is full of moments that are good - winning a lottery, seeing a beautiful woman, a great dinner - but the whole thing is tragic. It's an oasis that is very pleasant.

. . . they confuse everything I do with my life.

None of the arts are any good unless you really are great at them.

I want to tell you a terrific story about oral contraception. I asked this girl to sleep with me and she said 'No.

Once the movie's over, there's not much point. When the thing is edited, mixed, and color-corrected, and you've finished it... In my case, I never read anything about it, I never think about it.

My brain? It's my second favorite organ!