The only love that lasts is unrequited love.

Another good thing about being poor is that when you are seventy your children will not have you declared legally insane in order to gain control of your estate.

Rather than live on in the hearts and minds of my fellow man, I would rather live on in my apartment.

In real life, Keaton believes in God. But she also believes that the radio works because there are tiny people inside it.

As I got more confident, I was able to let actors improvise, and do long takes. It's 10%, 5% you learn and experience. The rest you just have or you don't have.

My mind can never know my body, although it has become quite friendly with my legs.

Why are our days numbered and not, say, lettered?