End production today. Wrap party as usual a little sad. Slow danced with Scarlett. Broke her toe. Not my fault. When she dipped me back, I stepped on it. Penélope [Cruz] and Javier [Bardem] anxious to work with me again. Said if I ever come up with another screenplay to try and find them. Goodbye drink with Rebecca [Hall]. Sentimental moment. Everyone in cast and crew chipped in and bought me a ballpoint pen.

Marriage is like mushrooms: we notice too late if they are good or bad.

Anything worth knowing cannot be understood by the human mind.

If I could change the structure of existence I would do it. I could see a better way to live for everybody.

Real software engineers don't debug programs, they verify correctness. This process doesn't necessarily involve execution of anything on a computer, except perhaps a Correctness Verification Aid package. Sex without love is an empty experience, but, as empty experiences go, it's one of the best.

Chastity is curable, if detected early.

I heard that Commentary and Dissent had merged and formed Dysenery.