End production today. Wrap party as usual a little sad. Slow danced with Scarlett. Broke her toe. Not my fault. When she dipped me back, I stepped on it. Penélope [Cruz] and Javier [Bardem] anxious to work with me again. Said if I ever come up with another screenplay to try and find them. Goodbye drink with Rebecca [Hall]. Sentimental moment. Everyone in cast and crew chipped in and bought me a ballpoint pen.

Drama, it would be as if you wrote some poetry. You'd run the risk of being embarrassed if people read it, because you're pouring your heart out and you're not mitigating it with any humor or anything.

I've become the person I've always hated, but I'm happier.

I loathed every day and regret every day I spent in school. I like to be taught to read and write and add and then be left alone.

If my films don't show a profit, I know I'm doing something right.

Achilles only had an Achilles heel, I have an entire Achilles body.

See, I never gain an ounce, because, you know, my anxiety acts like aerobics.