I love baseball. You know, it doesn’t have to mean anything. It’s just very beautiful to watch.

I think being funny is not anyone's first choice.

We stand at a crossroads. One path leads to despair, the other to destruction. Let's hope we make the right choice.

You can't control life. It doesn't wind up perfectly. Only-only art you can control. Art and masturbation. Two areas in which I am an absolute expert.

Why does man kill? He kills for food. And not only food: frequently there must be a beverage.

If I could just hope to have a major talent, then I would rather have it in music than in any other field.

Some men are heterosexual and some men are bisexual and some men don't think about sex at all ... you know, they become lawyers.