I love baseball. You know, it doesn’t have to mean anything. It’s just very beautiful to watch.

I work for a company that makes deceptively shallow serving dishes for Chinese restaurants.

I'm a teleological, existential agnostic.

I can't imagine any director directing a screenplay of mine, because the great directors all have very personal styles, and the ones that don't are not very interesting directors.

The important thing, I think, is not to be bitter. You know, if it turns out that there is a God, I don't think that he's evil. I think that the worst thing you could say about him is that basically he's an underachiever. After all, you know, there are worse things in life than death.

The heart wants what it wants. There's no logic to these things. You meet someone and you fall in love and that's that.

I want to tell you a terrific story about oral contraception. I asked this girl to sleep with me and she said 'No.