If you take a frown and turn it upside down, the person you are holding by the ankles will soon pass out.
If you aren't failing every now and then, you're probably playing it too safe.
I have bad reflexes. I was once run over by a car being pushed by two guys.
In real life, Keaton believes in God. But she also believes that the radio works because there are tiny people inside it.
Death is an acquired trait.
His lack of education is more than compensated for by his keenly developed moral bankruptcy.