One man starving puts a crimp in my evening.

I tended to place my wife under a pedestal.

When we lose twenty pounds... we may be losing the twenty best pounds we have! We may be losing the pounds that contain our genius, our humanity, our love and honesty.

The only love that lasts is unrequited love.

Another good thing about being poor is that when you are seventy your children will not have you declared legally insane in order to gain control of your estate.

There have been times when I've thought about it - but with my luck it would probably turn out to be only a temporary solution.

Sun is bad for you. Everything our parents said was good is bad. Sun, milk, red meat...college.