Basically my wife was immature. I'd be at home in the bath and she'd come in and sink my boats.

I love the rain - it washes memories off the sidewalk of life.

Don't worry, I know almost exactly what I'm doing.

Basically I am a low-culture person. I prefer watching baseball with a beer and some meatballs.

I should go to Paris and jump off of the Eiffel Tower. If I took the Concorde, I could be dead three hours earlier.

The study of economy usually shows us that the best time for purchase was last year.

It is impossible to experience one's death objectively and still carry a tune.