A man that has never lied to a woman has no respect for her feelings.
You always think another time would have been ideal for you . . . the reality is there was no novocaine when you went to the dentist.
All the crap they tell you about... getting joy and having a kind of wisdom in your golden years - it's all tripe.
Man consists of two parts, his mind and his body, only the body has more fun.
The only love that lasts is unrequited love.
I don't believe in an afterlife, but I'm taking an extra pair of underwear just in case.