My wife is immature. Whenever I take a bath, she sinks my boats.

I ran into Isosceles. He had a great idea for a new triangle!

What if nothing exists and we're all in somebody's dream?

I'm afraid of the dark,and suspicious of the light.

My films are a form of psychoanalysis, except that it is I who am paid, which changes everything.

I think Bergman's films have eternal relevance, because they deal with the difficulty of personal relationships and lack of communication between people and religious aspirations and mortality, existential themes that will be relevant a thousand years from now. When many of the things that are successful and trendy today will have been long relegated to musty-looking antiques, his stuff will still be great.

I loathed every day and regret every moment I spent in a school.