Sylvia Plath. Interesting poetess whose tragic suicide was misinterpreted as romantic by the college-girl mentality.

We knew the front door was always left open, but we broke in just to keep in practice. Doxy turned all the Washburn family photos to the wall so there wouldn't be any witnesses.

A wife lasts only for the length of the marriage, but an ex-wife is there for the rest of your life.

I don't fear death. - I just don't want to be around when it happens.

The roe is reputed to sleep for a thousand years and then suddenly rise in flames, particularly if it was smoking when it dozed off.

Don't think of death as an ending. Think of it as a really effective way of cutting down your expenses.

After 60, all of us belong to the weaker sex.