When the Academy called, I panicked. I thought they might want their Oscars back and the pawn shop has been out of business for a while.

The heart wants what it wants. There's no logic to these things. You meet someone and you fall in love and that's that.

The key point about a demonstration is that it must be seen. Hence the term "demonstration." If a person demonstrates privately in his own home, this is not technically a demonstration but merely "acting silly" or "behaving like an ass.

Manute Bol is so skinny they save money on road trips. They just fax him from city to city.

There is something about big cities that turns me on, and for whatever mysterious reason, places like New York and Paris inspire me. I think it's because cities represent civilization, and as crime-ridden and broken down as some of them are, it's still better than skipping through a meadow.

One of the interesting things is, the most gifted people, the biggest people, have no problem taking small roles.

Those modern analysts, they charge so much! In my day, for five marks Freud himself would treat you. For ten marks he would treat you and press your pants. For fifteen marks Freud would let you treat him - that included a choice of any two vegetables.