When the Academy called, I panicked. I thought they might want their Oscars back and the pawn shop has been out of business for a while.

I am told the settlement of $5 million I am being paid is the largest amount ever paid under the New York right to privacy law

When I am in New York, I want to be in Europe, and when I am in Europe, I want to be in New York.

It's easier to direct. If you direct something poorly and re-shoot it the next day, stage it better, make it work better, you have a lot of possibilities. You can edit it in certain ways so that it works, but there's no getting around weaknesses of the script.

You can be with your wife, very happily married, and then you meet some woman and you love her. But you love your wife, too. And you also love that one. Or if she's met some man and she loves the man and she loves you. And then you meet somebody else and now there are three of you. Why only one person?

In short, the best thing to do is behave in a manner befitting one's age. If you are sixteen or under, try not to go bald.

Is it better to be the lover or the loved one? Neither, if your cholesterol is over six hundred. By love, of course, I refer to romantic love -- the love between man and woman, rather than between mother and child, or a boy and his dog, or two headwaiters.