How can I believe in God when just last week I got my tongue caught in the roller of an electric typewriter?
Woody AllenI work all the time because it's a great distraction and it keeps me from sitting home and obsessing morbidly.
Woody AllenThe prettiest women are almost always the most boring, and that is why some people feel there is no God.
Woody AllenIt seems to me that making escapist films might be a better service to people than making intellectual ones and making films that deal with issues. It might be better to just make escapist comedies that don't touch on any issues. The people just get a cool lemonade, and then they go out refreshed, they enjoy themselves, they forget how awful things are and it helps them - it strengthens them to get through the day.
Woody Allen