I didn't believe in reincarnation in my past life, and I still don't.

Life's hard, then you die.

I think crime pays. The hours are good, you travel a lot

I've often felt that life is a hard deal and it's unrelentingly tragic and an uphill fight.

You use sex to express every emotion except love.

It's a match made in heaven...by a retarded angel.

Change is almost always negative. Things degenerate.