If God exists, I hope he has a good excuse.
Don't think of death as an ending. Think of it as a really effective way of cutting down your expenses.
There is no question that there is an unseen world. The problem is, how far is it from midtown and how late is it open?
I ran into Isosceles. He had a great idea for a new triangle!
I failed to make the chess team because of my height.
A deranged person is supposed to have the strength of ten men. I have the strength of one small boy... with polio.