I didn't believe in reincarnation in my past life, and I still don't.

Retirement is a very subjective thing. There are guys I know who retire and they're very happy and they never miss work at all. I can't see myself retiring and fondling a dog every day. I like to get up and work and go out. I have too much energy or too much nervous anxiety or something. So I don't see myself retiring. Maybe I will suddenly get a stroke or a heart attack and I will be forced to retire, but if my health holds out I don't expect to retire.

When a doctor makes a mistake, it's best to bury the subject.

Basically my wife was immature. I'd be at home in the bath and she'd come in and sink my boats.

I'm very old-fashioned. I believe that people should stay married for life, like pigeons and Catholics.

Ninety percent of life is just showing up.

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