When we played softball, I'd steal second base, feel guilty and go back.

Sex is better than talk. Ask anybody in this bar. Talk is what you suffer through so you can get to sex.

I said this to my daughter, if you don't practice the guitar, when you get older you wouldn't be able to play it. It's that simple. If you want to play the guitar, you put a half hour in everyday, but you have to do it.

That's the way I feel about the world: there are certain problems that can only be dealt with that way - going out and doing them. As ugly a truth as that is, I do think it's the truth about the world.

If you don't fail now and again, it's a sign you're playing it safe.

No one ever wants the whole script. I give the whole script to people who require the whole script but to those people who don't require the whole script I don't give it to them and no one cares. They're relieved not to have to read extra pages that they're not in.

Life is hard for insects. And don't think mice are having any fun either.