My wife is immature. Whenever I take a bath, she sinks my boats.
Is there a separation between body and mind, and if so which is it better to have?
People always tease me. They say, look at you, you went for so much psychoanalysis and you're so neurotic, you wind up marrying a girl so much younger than you.
I'm astounded by people who want to 'know' the universe when it's hard enough to find your way around Chinatown.
Is old age really so terrible? Not if you've brushed your teeth faithfully.
Life is divided into the horrible and the miserable.