Tradition is the illusion of permanance.

Until you've been kissed on a rainy Parisian afternoon - you've never been kissed.

In my next life I want to live backwards. Start out dead and finish off as an orgasm.

I should have known something was wrong with my first wife. When I brought her home to meet my parents, they approved of her.

The less I speak to the actors, the better. And I always hire great people, and I don't want to impose my pre-conceived notions on them. They know how to play it.

Maybe the poets are right. Maybe love is the only answer.

Some people think about sex all the time; some people think of sex some of the time; and some people never think about sex: they become lawyers.